That Guy's first post

That Guy has apparently moved halfway across the country to live in New York. To get even more specific I've moved to the East Village in Manhattan. I'm roughly between 1st & 2nd Ave. on 7th st. The most amazing thing is that my ZIP which used to be 64116 is now 10003. How cool is that!? 10003! Blows my mind. The first thing people wanna know is, is it expensive, I bet your place is small. My place isn't that bad but yes, it's expensive to live here. However, living here is very doable. I'm going to keep this short but here are some thoughts.

My Area!

A. Always thank the dude that grabbed your arm and held you back from becoming a taxi driver's next big fish story.

B. Hardcore Raiders fans here are scared of getting knifed by the Chiefs fans. Quite the role reversal.

C. I have yet to see a rat but I thought I did...turned out it was a cockroach.

D. Everyone's single. Apparently, even when they're married.

E. Be careful when walking through times square. Someone stole my virginity the last time I went through it.

F. Invest in headphones. If only to allow yourself to be rude to people and they won't yell at you.

G. The camera adds 30 lbs. on models. I was in Bryant park for fashion week and thought I was at the holocaust museum.
(to soon?)
It's okay, 80 year old neo-nazis weren't shooting up the place so I soon realized where I was at.

I'm tired. I leave you this image from that new show hoarders. oops.